The great author of this blog with died black hair and cool goatie (see my next blog entry).

I am great! Okay, I admit, it may or may not be true… and I agree that I may not be at the caliber of Gandhi, Jesus, Buddha, etc.  Sure they were obviously great.  I also know you will use your power of judgment to decide, regardless of what I suggest, and that you likely assume most people are not great and doubt that this blog is great, but let me present an extremely persuasive argument.

So what could I write to convince you that 1) I am an amazing person, that 2) you really want to be friends with me, and that 3) you want to read every blog entry I write, subscribe to my blog, and invite me to do cool stuff with you?  Here goes…

I just might be great!

You may have met or read about someone that you felt is great.  Perhaps they truly inspired you.  I may or may not be just like that person – you will only know if you get to know me (which you can do by reading this blog).  Regardless, notice how great it feels to read the stuff I write (shameless persuasion tactic).

They did, you can (and so can I)!

If anyone was ever great, then you can be great.  If any man can do something, then you can do it.  It might be difficult, but it is not impossible.  Also, if you wish to be great, you won’t get there by running tapes in your head that tell yourself you are not great… if you give in to these messages and believe them then you will certainly become the “not great” thing you spent so much time convincing yourself and others that you were.  Being great is our destiny if you choose it to be…

Who’s choice is it?

Also, if you believe in affirmations, have watched “The Secret,” or believe that if you treat a person as if they are great then they will become great, then why not tell yourself you are great?  Isn’t it your decision?  God gave you the ability to make choices so why not choose to be great?

Now that you are great… So am I

I am sure by now you agree that you are great and that anyone can be great… I am great as well… and if I am great then so is my blog because greatness comes from greatness.  If you do not feel you are great this is a sad thing.  Maybe you can at least agree that everyone should be great.  If not you then who?  Why not me?  So even if you are not great I can be.  Wouldn’t it be great if everyone believed they were great and everyone strives to live a great life?

Less convincing arguments as to my greatness:

Scott is great?

Several people say “Great Scott!” and no one even knows who he is!  You can actually get to know me – how great is that?  Also, if you are not one who says that phrase, why not start saying “Great Jason!” when you are excited?  It would at least get others’ attention by interrupting an old pattern.  When they look strangely at you tell them it’s a guy you actually know rather than the Scott everyone else is praising.

Tony the Tiger set the bar extremely low

Frosted flakes are great. If those can be great, then why not me?  I mean isn’t Total or Wheaties greater than a Frosted Flake in nutritional value?  Or on the merits of taste alone, several deserts are better than a bowl of Frosted Flakes.

Jesus, Sparrows, and Children

Really… certainly a sparrow is greater than a sugary flake and the great sage Jesus (most would concur that he was great) said man is greater than a sparrow… on the same note a child is probably greater than me according to the same source, but not many of them can blog so as far as blogging goes I may be greater than a little child and my wife would affirm I can be extremely childish if I choose to be.

Un-Great Britain?

Many still refer to a certain geographical area on this planet as “Great Britain.”  Have you ever called it that?  I bet you have at least once and I also bet you never checked to see if it qualified as great.  Maybe it is “un-great?”  Have you been there or seen it?  If you call call it great without fact checking, then why not call me great?  And since it is simply geographic, you can easily designate a small spot in your backyard, maybe an unused corner, as Great Jason – a small portion of land in honor of me and how great I am.  Tiny signs that say “Welcome to Great Jason – www.jasonisgreat.com” can easily be made out of a post-it or 3×5 card attached to a popsicle stick and placed in that great corner.  If you do this please send me pictures to share here.

Webster at Large

Let’s look at a definition according to Webster.  One is “notably large in size.”  Since size and “largeness” is relative, then so is greatness.  I am much larger than ants… so I am great.

So now that you are extremely convinced.  Please subscribe, share, and visit often!

Have any other compelling arguments I should add?  Images or stories of your Great Jason?

Let me know in the comments.