The Best Toothpaste in The World (Yours Sucks)

You can do better than that mass marketed garbage!
Most toothpaste is rather ridiculous… You eat and then a few hours later your teeth have sweaters (bacteria poop) and you are a plaque monster… well you might want to reconsider the junk you use to clean your teeth. If you haven’t read about my favorite deodorant, check that out right now so you truly appreciate this article.
The problem
Most toothpastes are designed to taste good, not to work well. They are a gross, sticky, sugary, artificially flavored chemical filled garbage. Someday we will be amazed that we used to stick this stuff in our mouths. Millions of Americans use this stuff every day and still get cavities. What a joke. Cavities and tooth decay are caused by bacteria and bacteria thrive in an acidic environment. Sugar is acidic and is fuel for bacteria. Most toothpaste is also acidic rather than alkaline.